Quite a few years ago the Dilbert website had a brilliant mission statement generator up, which was here: dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/games/career/bin/ms.cgi.
Unfortunately, for reasons that were not made clear it is no longer on the Dilbert website. So, I decided to write my own mission statement generator for fun as a side project. The result of this project can be found here: cmorse.org/missiongen
Please leave a comment if you have any problems or find a bug with it.